I wake at just before five after a pretty troubled night - (despite my anchoring heels I kept sliding down off my headrest coat bundle and the ground was cold without my sleeping mat) and decide to get moving right away. Rounding the corner onto 24th to go back downhill, the whole of Tacoma is spread out in the darkness below me - the city a great puddle of orange light, the scattered lamps of the harbour, the thin lines of the highway then the thick vertical brush-strokes that are the runways at Tacoma Airport.
The roads are almost silent as I walk down to Pacific, where there is a Jack in the Box restaurant. I stopped in there last night for a Sprite during my insane bookshop quest and sat next to a young man who could only have been a pimp, in a perfect tailored suit of black material and gold thread with a full-length topcoat, immaculate cornrows and a hugely ostentatious gold-trimmed black beeper in his belt. Now it's ten minutes to six and I sit outside against the wall until the manager opens up.
I order a Meaty Breakfast Burrito and a coffee and sink into a vinyl-seated booth with enormous pleasure. The burrito is pretty much as expected - utterly artificial but full of eggs, bacon and beef and very satisfying. I go back to the notebook in which Mehal was drawing me maps, way back on the ferry from Victoria. He has marked in Mount Rainier, south of Seattle, and that image sprang to my mind during one of my reluctant waking moments last night.
I'm not really sure where Mount Rainier is from Tacoma, but I know it's pretty close by, and I've already decided to fit in a couple of days camping before Reno - this way I'll feel like I've made the most of my time in Washington State too (as well as Mehal's kindness). And with luck such a popular campsite will have good facilities - like showers. Mmmm...showers. Breakfast scoffed and an extra coffee fillup later, I start making enquiries. Five completely conflicting suggestions later I conclude two things with certainty - I can't reach Mount Rainier by bus, and no-one from Tacoma ever leaves the damn city, at least by public transport.
It's going to have to be hitchhiking, and frankly my confidence and hope are shot. The outskirts of Seattle and Tacoma are plastered with No Hitching signs, and even the freeway onramps (supposed to be the last frontier where one can hitchhike legally or at least without police attention) are barred to pedestrians. What's more, practically everyone I've spoken to from Port Angeles through Seattle down to Tacoma, including experienced hitchers, has said "Oh, you won't be able to do that in the Northwest".
Nonetheless, I decide to give it a try, still reasoning that even if I waste days I can still get to Reno fast by coach. I take a long bus ride out to the Walmart on the very edge of town, and stop in for a few provisions (tortillas, sausage, magic markers to make signs with, the pair of waterproof sandals I've been needing since Niagara Falls and - joy! - Twinkies, my first ever encounter with same.

The only thing I can't get is fuel alcohol for my exhausted Trangia, there's no such thing as meths in this country and no-one seems to know an alternative. Then I get back out on the highway yet again, squashed into the last few yards of road before the No Pedestrians signs begin. Already expecting defeat and feeling very low I stick my thumb out.
Just under ten minutes later I get a lift.
Note to practically everyone I've spoken to from Port Angeles through Seattle down to Tacoma: As will become increasingly clear throughout this day's entry,
you are all wrong and you suck. Just thought I'd get that out of the way.

David is a former test engineer for Intel, has worked from some of the big boys throughout the industry and is now engaged in a startup social networking project, Webfives, with a bunch of other high-tech players, mostly breakaways from Microsoft and other big names (and some serious people are on the roster). He's a big guy with a careful gait and a kind of leaden deadpan air that makes him a bit forbidding at first, until he smiles or laughs, when he suddenly fills up with light and energy.
We talk tech and open source on a comfortable level and he tells me he can drop me in the best place to get a ride on to Mount Rainier, as soon as we've stopped in at a local church jumble sale so he can pick up some chairs for his poker games. He drops me at a rest stop from which the road goes straight out to Mount Rainier, and advises me that in Washington State, where the roads can split in many directions, it's a good idea to have a sign for hitching. He suggests "From the UK to Mount Rainier" which I like - it should engage people's interest without making me feel too much like a novelty act, and it's got a pleasantly expeditionary quality.

I say goodbye and take his advice, retrieving a piece of card from the rest stop's bin.
Seven minutes later I am riding with Gerry. He has red hair and a beard, a wide and friendly grin and works as a Country Engineer in a supervisory position. His son is in college right now and mostly we talk education, particularly the exorbitant cost of a degree in the States right now. He drops me in the town of Ashford just outside the park, with enthusiastic good wishes, a can of (proper, caffeinated) Mountain Dew and maps of the park itself and the state of Washington.

This time I wait a whole
half hour before I get a lift. In the meantime I get a visit from the man in the giftshop near to where I stand, who has just come back from picking up supplies. He says he'd love to give me a lift - he once hitched across the States with a rucksack and kit just like mine - but he can't close the store at this time of day. However, he goes back in and brings me out a good luck gift - a beautiful Mount Rainier patch to sew onto my rucksack. They're handmade by friends of his from Tibet. I'm still reeling slightly when Howard pulls up.

Howard is 62 but apart from the white spangles in his beard he looks barely 40 ("That's good livin'" he says with satisfaction, sucking on his unlit cigar stub with luxurious smacking noises), and used to be on the US national track team. Since then he's obtained a PhD in Sports Psychology and worked mainly helping players get back on top after serious injuries. He not only drives me to the park entrance, but gets me in for free as a guest on his pass and drives me all the way to the top of the road-accessible portion, the better part of an hour's drive, rather than leaving me to wait for the free shuttle bus.

He loves the park and the mountains and comes up here all the time, and he gives me enthusiastic commentary on all the sights as we wind our way up, and stops at the visitor's centre so he can show me the giant slice of redwood trunk they have there in a frame, with major dates from history marked on the rings formed at that time. When he drops me at the top of the road I'm at a height of 5,400 feet and the air is thin enough to make me a little breathless. I sit down on a wall with my bags next to me and look down at the valley spread out below me, dotted with trees. There's only one thing to do facing the sweeping majesty of Mount Rainier's slopes - I have my first Twinkie.


It's pretty much what I expected - the "dough" is soft, incredibly sweet, with an eerie rubberiness to it, and the "creamy filling" tastes like someone found a way to turn pure cane sugar into a paste without any other ingredients. Finished with my artificial repaste I get up, rearrange my kit and I'm immediately offered a lift back down to the camping area by two ladies who've just come back from the Paradise trail. They're going to a wedding later down in the town, and the organisers have purposely allowed time for guests to get up and explore the mountain between events.
They drop me at Cougar Rock, the main campsite, and I register for two nights and choose my space. The camping spaces are really nice, each one thick with trees and tucked back from the road a little. I find one with two trees perfect for my tenting needs, locate the toilet block (immaculate but without showers, sadly...I'll have to last another couple of days. It's not like I'm going to be socialising much) and drinking water. In fairly short order I have the Tarp Tent v.3 erected and I'm very pleased with it, although I definitely need a bigger tarp as soon as I can find one, as this one can either provide reasonable headroom or allow me to stretch out full length, but not both.




I stow my gear as a few small drops of rain fall, with that satisfying feeling of being ready just in time, then sit out under the trees to sew up a small rip in my rucksack pocket and update my journal notes as well as plan the following day - I will go down to Longmire at the foot on the first shuttle bus, see if I can pick up a few bits and pieces at the supply store down there (a bigger tarp among them), explore the visitor's centre, do one or possibly both of the trails from that point and return to the camp for lunch. Then it's up to Paradise and cover the trails there, returning before dark.
I snuggle into my tarp cocoon with a sausage burrito, a Dead Guy Ale and my copy of Steven King's "Danse Macabre", with a few spots of rain pattering on the tarp and off the rocks outside. I actually wish we'd have a bit of proper rain during the night, to really test out the tarp. My sleeping bag is warm, my mat feels like a feather bed and I'm asleep almost as soon as I lay down.
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